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Try the Bushmaster KBS Mk. 1!

This sandwich was invented by Tom Fender/Wolf McDog. I thought I'd share it with y'all here, since apparently he wasn't going to. Wink Here's the recipe as written by the inventor:


The Bushmaster KBS Mk. 1 (Kick Butt Sandwich Mark 1)

This is a kick butt sandwich if I do say so myself. I invented it an hour before this posting.

For one sandwich, you will need:

  • 2 slices of bread

  • 2 slices (depending on thickness) each of ham and turkey

  • 6 slices of pepperoni

  • 1 slice of pepperjack cheese (or substitute if you don't have pepperjack or absolutely hate it. White American is okay too.)

  • Mayonnaise

  • Your choice of spices (mine are salt, pepper, and garlic powder)


Take the slice of cheese out of the refrigerator to allow it to warm up to room temperature. Toast the bread in a toaster or however you like (e.g. oven, flamethrower, nuclear bomb, incendiary grenade, etc.) until it's light brown and a bit crunchy. Put a light coat of mayonnaise on one slice of bread. It's okay to scrape any excess mayo onto the other slice. Place two slices (depending on the thickness) of ham (or turkey. The order doesn't matter.) and two slices of turkey on the primary (mayonnaise) slice of bread. Place six slices of pepperoni on the secondary side (the one that doesn't have the ham and turkey) arranged in 2 columns of 3 each. (Illustrations can be provided if necessary.) Apply your selected spices to the primary slice. Do not close the sandwich. Once complete, place both sides into the microwave for 10 seconds on a high setting. This is to eliminate the overpowing feel of cold lunch meat. If your meat is already warm, feel free to skip this step. Now place the single slice of pepperjack cheese (or substitute) onto the primary side of the sandwich. Now comes the tricky part. You have to take the secondary part and flip it over onto the primary part without flinging the pepperoni everywhere. After that, your sandwich is complete. You may notice the cheese is still slightly cold. It should warm up a little in a minute. If anybody has any ideas how to warm up the cheese without melting it, let me know, and I'll incorporate that into the KBS Mk. II.

Enjoy your Bushmaster KBS Mk. 1! Grin

Stasis
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6/5/2005 4:50:06 PM

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RE: Try the Bushmaster KBS Mk. 1!

Im trying it tommorow.
Happy Dead

Jake Conner
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6/5/2005 4:55:23 PM

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RE: Try the Bushmaster KBS Mk. 1!

Illustrations aren't really necesarry, but I'd like to see them anyway.

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6/5/2005 5:17:04 PM

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RE: Try the Bushmaster KBS Mk. 1!

This was originally posted on another message board. The offer was open to members from there not here. I had nothing to do with it being put here. Happy Dead

All right... Next time I make one I'll take pictures. Happy Dead

On September 21st, 2005...
Sieg Heil

Also, on August 3rd...
"If you were in your office, we'd be having this conversation face-to-face."

Wolf McDog
The ability to destroy
a planet is insignificant next
to the power of the Force.
I'm a random monster...
and the most powerful boss!
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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6/5/2005 5:43:46 PM

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RE: Try the Bushmaster KBS Mk. 1!

Nice of you to take the credit for it. Happy Dead

That's the way I always make them when I'm at your house too. And you didn't teach ME how. Laughing

...And before you knew what you had, you slapped a sticker on it and *BAM* now you wanna sell it! Let's sell it! [/Ian]

Guess you're the smart one. Laughing
Jonathan Katarn
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6/7/2005 1:01:16 AM

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RE: Try the Bushmaster KBS Mk. 1!

I've never seen you cook it. What joo talkin' 'bout, Willis?!

On September 21st, 2005...
Sieg Heil

Also, on August 3rd...
"If you were in your office, we'd be having this conversation face-to-face."

Wolf McDog
The ability to destroy
a planet is insignificant next
to the power of the Force.
I'm a random monster...
and the most powerful boss!
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Monster--Opened for Random Access
Strikes: 40
Banned
(For being an idiot and talking about Fight Club, but mainly for having an unpopular opinion.)

Immortal
6/7/2005 1:23:11 AM

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RE: Try the Bushmaster KBS Mk. 1!

Never cooked it there.
Cooked it at mah house though... The one time we had all the stuff to fully fix it at once. Happy Dead
Jonathan Katarn
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6/7/2005 8:37:37 PM

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RE: Try the Bushmaster KBS Mk. 1!

Here is the illustration.

Sandwich Illustration--Very Technical
Wolf McDog
The ability to destroy
a planet is insignificant next
to the power of the Force.
I'm a random monster...
and the most powerful boss!
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Monster--Opened for Random Access
Strikes: 40
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12/21/2006 8:50:40 PM

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RE: Try the Bushmaster KBS Mk. 1!

Huh.


I just noticed my illustration differs from the original instructions. The instructions say "2 columns of 3 each" but the illustration clearly shows 3 columns of 2 each. That is due to those particular slices of bread being quite short.

Oh, well. Just arrange the 6 slices of pepperoni in any manner required to fit it onto the sandwich.

Also, to put the two parts together without flinging pepperoni everywhere, put the slice of cheese over the pepperoni and use it to hold it in place while you combine the sandwich parts.

On September 21st, 2005...
Sieg Heil

Also, on August 3rd...
"If you were in your office, we'd be having this conversation face-to-face."

Wolf McDog
The ability to destroy
a planet is insignificant next
to the power of the Force.
I'm a random monster...
and the most powerful boss!
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Monster--Opened for Random Access
Strikes: 40
Banned
(For being an idiot and talking about Fight Club, but mainly for having an unpopular opinion.)

Immortal
8/1/2007 12:41:57 AM

Level: 85
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