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I was home alone the other day

and there was an AK47 sitting on a chair in my living room.

Norinco MAK90 in average American home.

You know what?

Holding it made me feel a lot safer.

So I sat with full thirty-round magazine in hand with the AK47 in my lap and was happy.

The extremist anti-gun lobby continues to ask questions such as "WHY DO U NED AN AK47 for HTNUING!!??1/111``~" and I say I DON'T.

I NEED ONE FOR SELF DEFENSE, BUTT HOLES!!!

Laughing

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RE: I was home alone the other day

But that AK has a butthole stock!

CONSPIRACY! Wide Eyes
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RE: I was home alone the other day

Wide Eyes

Let us call Superman and Charlton Heston!

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RE: I was home alone the other day

I wish I had an AK47.  When it comes to self defense I have to rely on my bare hands.

So basically I have no self defense Happy Dead


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RE: I was home alone the other day

That butts! Laughing


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RE: I was home alone the other day

Speaking of home defense rifles, I'm saving up money to get a Beretta CX4 Storm 9mm carbine.

Anybody want to donate to the Clint's CX4 Fund of Meeriad? OMG

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RE: I was home alone the other day

How about Tom's G3 Fund?

...

Pretend I don't actually already have the funds for one.
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RE: I was home alone the other day

Donate and you won't! Laughing

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RE: I was home alone the other day

I sure would feel safe with one of thse sitting on my lap. OMG


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RE: I was home alone the other day

Dang right. And if anybody decides to come try to break in, the first thing they'd see through the front door is me with an AK-47 in my lap. Happy Dead

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