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| The Greatest Super Hero of Them All!(New...again!) Deep within the depths of someplace no one knows about, a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY stupid person lives. He has the power of 5,000 subway trains! He has the power of pork! He has the power of the frontal cortex! He is...Evil Spinyporc! **old jazzy NFL music plays** Evil Spinyporc:**deep voice** My pig senses are tingling! Someone or something must be in trouble! **squats** UP! THROUGH! AND AROUND! **flies through his cieling** **lands** Evil Spinyporc:**more NFL music** Gasp! It's my arch-nemesis! The Slit Pants of Doom! Only my most powerful of powers can defeat this foe! Slit Pants of Doom:Hahaha! You cannot defeat me! **summons old black and white monsters from the really crummy movies way back when** SPoD:Now go! Destroy the human infidel! Destroy him until he is dead! Old monsters:Roar. **strings pull up tentacles** Evil Spinyporc:Gasp! Only one power can defeat these evil monsters! I have to use my **voice echoes** MEAT VISION! **pig squeals sound off when using meat vision** ESP:Take that you vile......thing! Monster:Roar. **turns into assorted meat products** SPoD:No! No! Say it isn't so! ESP:It's over Pants! Give up! SPod:Never! **tries to strangle ESP with tassles** ESP:Urg! You'll never get away with this! Doctor Gigglies:ESP! Use this against them! ESP:What? Dr. Gigglies:**Throws him the Super-Duper Science Thingy Device** ESP:Thanks Doc! **charges the SDSTD** SPoD:**broken record effect**Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. ESP: Die vile pants! **throws the SDSTD** SPoD:**falls over** Arg. ESP:Now to finish you off with Beta Waves! **Beta waves from frontal corex of brain vaporize pants** More stuff to come...and hopefully John will recognize the SPoD....XP ----------------------- 11/2/02 ESP: Congratulations Doc! You did it. Dr.Gigglies:Me? You're the one who knew how to use it. ESP:Err...right. **back at ESP's place that nobody knew about but now know about because now it's a mansion** ESP:Wait...what? **Nevermind.** ESP  h.ESP:**sits in chair** Dr.Gigglies xnard, I need you to help me test some science....uh..thingy.ESP:Who's Oxnard? Dr.G:You. ESP  ut my name is ESP.Dr.G: Precisely, that's why you're not Oxnard. ESP ut you just called me Oxnard. Dr.G:I did? ESP:Yes. Dr.G h. Anyways, could you help me with the thingy Oxnard?ESP:Who's Oxnard? Dr.G:You. ESP ut my name is ESP.Dr.G: Precisely, which is why you're not Oxnard. ESP ut you just called me Oxnard.Dr.G:I did? ESP:Yes. Dr.G h. Anyways, could you help me with the thingy Oxnard?ESP:.... **crickets chirp** Dr.G:**staring** ESP:... Dr.G:**staring** ESP:... Dr.G**staring** ESP:... Dr.G:**now has a mustache, but is still staring** ESP:**focuses and unleashes Alpha waves on Dr.G, vaporizing him** ESP:...**sips coffee** **crickets chirp** **Dr.G reappears** ESP:**blinks** **Teluca walks in** ESP:Wait, who's Teluca? **record scratch** **announcer with French accent** Announcer guy: Teluca is the female role in every old B-Movie that has monsters in it. She always represents the stereotypical frailty of women in every movie up to date. ESP h. Well...I don't like you. Buu turn you into candy! **zaps announcer guy with Alpha waves and turns him into candy bar**ESP:**eats him** **Teluca walks in** Teluca:**falls over** My ankle! **ESP picks her up** Teluca:**walks some more** **falls over** My other ankle! **ESP picks her up** Teluca:**walks even more** **falls over** Both my ankles! **ESP picks her up** ESP:**eye twitches** Teluca:... ESP:**vaporizes ankles with Beta Waves** ESP:Where is my Man Servant? Man Servant:**bursts through wall** ESP:... Man Servant: Ph33r /\/\3!! ESP: Stop speaking in l337! Man Servant:**tugs** Uh...someone help me...my sword seems to have been jammed into the wall... ESP:**yanks him out of the wall** Man Servant:**clears throat** Fear me! As I am the Almighty Sephiroth! ESP:**hits him over the head** Your name is NOT Sephiroth. Sephiroth:Yes it is. ESP:Your name is Man Servante. And it's going to stay that way unless you want you hair gel privileges to be taken away! Sephiroth:**tears begin to form** No! Not my hair gel! It's the only thing that keeps my hair all nice and perky! ESP: So your name is...? Sephiroth:**sigh** Man Servante. **Cloud walks by in French made maid outfit** Cloud: Oh, boo-hoo. You're life is so tough. ESP: Shut up and go dust something, maid. Cloud:**mumbles and walks away** What will happen to Sephiroth's gel supply? Will Teluca ever stop being so ditzy? Will Doctor Gigglies ever change his stupid name? Will Cloud ever regain his pride? All these answers and more when ESP's brain meats recharge! ------------------ 11/5/02 **sun rises** ESP:**eyes pop open** Hooray! It's Leif Ericsson day! Dahunga deinda durden! **whips an oar out, puts a viking helmet on his head, grows an orange beard, and starts rowing out of his room on his bed** Cloud:**cleaning window** ESP: Jolly day Cloud! It's Leif Ericsson day! Dahunga deinda durden! Cloud:... ESP:Well, good bye young lad! **runs Cloud over with his bed** Cloud:**spread across the floor 2-dimensionally** ESP:**runs straight through the wall to the ball room while on his bed** Squall:**mumbling to himself while looking at a book on the floor** Step 5...spin around and stop...Step 6...swing girl two times... ESP:Hey Squall! Still trying to learn how to dance? **runs over him with his bed** Happy Leif Ericsson Day! **runs through some more walls** | Real Ultimate Walrus Walruser than expected Not walrusy enough 11/1/2002 10:17:59 PM  Level: 79 Experience: 2000027 Total Posts: 221 |
| RE: The Greatest Super Hero of Them All! *Laughs butt off.* You rule.  | John Gibson  2nd In Command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 11/1/2002 10:26:42 PM  Level: 19 Experience: 31580 Total Posts: 442 |
| RE: The Greatest Super Hero of Them All! That... is the most... awesome thing... I've ever seen...  Storms Gibson & Conner | Tom Fender  Member of SG&C Mercenary Not Banned (For conforming.) Immortal 11/1/2002 10:27:16 PM  Level: 18 Experience: 26800 Total Posts: 323 |
| RE: The Greatest Super Hero of Them All! HAHAHA, FUNNY FUNNY!!!  | Chris Storms  1st In Command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 11/1/2002 10:51:31 PM  Level: 20 Experience: 32580 Total Posts: 1382 |
| RE: The Greatest Super Hero of Them All! haha
| Jake Conner  3rd in command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 11/3/2002 8:09:07 AM  Level: 19 Experience: 31340 Total Posts: 1088 |
| RE: The Greatest Super Hero of Them All! *makes his own version* deep in the bowels of pixi lan, there was a super super super super man named IOWA SWMITH! AND WITH HIS POWERS OF SPORKNESS, HE SHALL RID ALL ROTTEN FOODS FROM THE WORLD! *a cheap version of goldeneye plays in background* Iowa: i sense somthing....rotten...TO THE SPORK CAVE! *he pushes a button and the couch opens and he falls into a cave filled with an upsidedown woooden crate, a lavalamp and A GIANT SUPER ULTRA FOOD COMPUTER* *zing* *zap* *walla walla* *grrriinngZOW* Iowa: oh no! the killer tomatoes are back! i must avenge thee! *jumps in tomatoe suit and flys away* Iowa: THERE THEY ARE! *lands* Iowa: Halt giant evil killer tomatoe..i am..another..killer tomatoe...dont eat the humans..eat fresh fruits and vegitables instead...*smiles in a corney way* tomatoe1: *squich squah squuagle?* Iowa: sure, id love a hamburger, could you pass the ketchup? *all the tomatoes stare* iowa: OH MY GOD! LOOK! ITS DON KING! *points* *while tomatoes look he flys away and watchs town get burnt to ground*
| Jake Conner 3rd in command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 11/15/2002 9:37:59 PM Level: 19 Experience: 31340 Total Posts: 1088 |
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