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SG&C - Substitute Teachers. It's a normal day in English class. The kids come into the room, being loud with their talk. They stand around and continue talking. Kid: Hey, where's Mr. James? Other kid: Uhh... I dunno. John walks into the room and sits down at the desk. He sets his DE and rests his legs on it. John: Your normal teacher, Jamie Jones couldn't make it today, so I'll be your substitute teacher for the day. John pulls out his MAC-10 and cocks it. John: Now, sit down and shut up. Staring at the gun, the kids quietly take their seats, clasp their hands together, and stare at John. John: Open your books to page 235 and get to work. And for those of you who talk a lot, be warned... *Lifts up M9 dart gun.* You'll be in for a little snooze and an extended visit to the school. *Holsters the gun.* Get to work, class. John pulls his hat over his eyes and pretends to go to sleep. Two kids in the back of the room start whispering to each other and giggling. John: *Mumbling.* Shut up back there... Zipped lips. They continue their work. John starts to make a low snoring. The kids begin talking again. John: *Pop! Pop!* I told you two to shut up. Sound asleep on their desks. The other kids stare at John. They blink a few times then quickly get back to their work. John: Hey, this ain't so bad.	John Gibson 2nd In Command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 10/31/2002 11:34:07 PM Level: 19 Experience: 31580 Total Posts: 442
RE: SG&C - Substitute Teachers. (OOC: hahaha) *Chris walks in* Chris: Mr. Gibson... John: Chris! Class, this is my assistant teacher, Mr. Storms. *Chris takes a seat at another table and puts some of his guns on the table.* *Kids stare.* Chris: Aren't you supposed to be doing school? *The kids go back to work.* John: They are well behaved... Chris: I see that...What is with the 2 sleeping? John: They kept talking. Chris: Ah. But they still need to do school... John: Yep. I am having them work overtime today. Chris: Ok.	Chris Storms 1st In Command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 10/31/2002 11:40:45 PM Level: 20 Experience: 32580 Total Posts: 1382
RE: SG&C - Substitute Teachers. Kids in a chemistry classroom unanxiously await their teacher's arrival. They throw paper airplanes, spitballs, and everything around the room, acting rowdy and being loud. The door creaks open slightly, but nobody notices, as a little white cylinder spewing smoke flies into the center of the room. After a second, it explodes, depriving all the children of their senses. Tom, wearing a balaclava and an equipment net, enters M4-first into the classroom as the kids scream and wonder what's going on. Tom sits down at his desk, M4 pointed at the class. The kids finally come to their senses and see Tom. Kids: Wha--? Who are you? Tom: Your worst nightmare. <John Wayne>Now, listen up, pilgrims! We're gonna blow stuff up, y'hear?</John Wayne> Tom hangs his M4A1 on the wall. Tom: Okiday, let's get to work. He pulls some stuff out of a duffle bag he brought with him. Test tubes, mason jars full of strange liquids--the works. He opens a jar labeled "Something" and sets it on the desk. He digs through the bag and finds another jar, labeled "Else". He opens it and sets it on the desk. He grabs a beaker and places it on the desk as well. The kids stare at the jars and the strange man with the rifle. Tom pours the two jars into the beaker. He wrinkles his nose over the foul odor. Tom: Ohh, MAN! What the heck is this?! The kids start to groan because of the odor. After several seconds, the beaker explodes in a blue flame, sending the contents, as well as shards of glass, all over the desk, blackboard, Tom, and some kids. Tom: Ugh--oh--oh. Agh! Man! I can't take this! *He grabs his M4 from the wall, shoots out a window and jumps through, disappearing into the foggy morning.* Storms Gibson & Conner --Tom-- "Guitar George, he knows all them fancy chords." Mercenary -- So There	Tom Fender Member of SG&C Mercenary Not Banned (For conforming.) Immortal 10/31/2002 11:47:58 PM Level: 18 Experience: 26800 Total Posts: 323
RE: SG&C - Substitute Teachers. *jake walks in* *the kids start whispering* *pulls out a DE* jake: keep quiet back there! *notices broken window and foul odor* jake: OH MY GOSH! IT REAKS! *jumps out window* *climbs back in after a little while* *coughs* jake: so..hi chris..john. john: hello jake: so kids *grins* you got 3 substitute teahcer today. for those of you who goof off, deal with me perosnally after school *pulls the berret off his back and loads it*	Jake Conner 3rd in command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 11/3/2002 8:12:44 AM Level: 19 Experience: 31340 Total Posts: 1088
RE: SG&C - Substitute Teachers. Just a little note... I wasn't in the same classroom John and Chris were... Storms Gibson & Conner --Tom-- "Guitar George, he knows all them fancy chords." Mercenary -- So There	Tom Fender Member of SG&C Mercenary Not Banned (For conforming.) Immortal 11/4/2002 8:56:43 PM Level: 18 Experience: 26800 Total Posts: 323
RE: SG&C - Substitute Teachers. John: *Looks at the clock on the wall. He waits. The bell sounds, and the kids jump up. John quickly fires his DE into the ceiling.* SIT DOWN! *The kids fall to their chairs, clasping their ringing ears because of the gun shot.* John: You'll be taking the rest of your classes in this room as well. *The kids groan.* John: Now, open up your books and get to work. Same rules as before. Kid: You killed all the teachers, didn't you?!! John: No way. We were hired by the school to see if we could improve grades. Kid: John: *Looks around the class.* ...MOVE IT! *The kids scramble to their books and begin to work.*	John Gibson 2nd In Command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 3/6/2003 7:58:32 PM Level: 19 Experience: 31580 Total Posts: 442

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