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New  Vehicle... (what ever happened to Lindblum?) *It is a foggy morning, Gorath sits around in a sofa of an abandoned house in Mesania watching an old scrambled TV, when a news broadcast comes on* Announcer: The wave of the future is here! Microsoft has just announced the making of a giant Fighting machine named the Behemoth-99, equipped with the latest in stealth technology, three jet propulsion engines, a fuel cell regualtion enhancer(able to run on gas fumes for days)- Gorath: Bahh! What will they think of next? -and the best millitary hardware available *Gorath leans to the edge of the sofa with sudden excitement* It's arsenal consists of dual 20mm Gatlin machine guns, a HEAT-209 squad support napalm Flamethrower, and an electric laser cannon, capable of hitting a dime from 3,000+ meters away.- Gorath: OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! -It is currently on retail for 200,000 lom. Gorath: Awwww... so much for that idea, better just stick with the money I'm saving for a Tank... *Another commercial comes on* MachoManRandySavage: Are you a fighter? Think you can open a can for everyone in this whole danged world!? Well test yer might at the Savage arena this sunday! It offers entry to the greatest champions who walk the earth, and you can enter too! The Grand Prize for both solo and tagteam battle is the, brand new, Behemoth-99 Battle Warrior, runner up will recieve the MiniMight-L45 MachinegunMech, purchase your ticket now and win a free Slim Jim! Ohh YEAAH!! Gorath: OOOOOOO!!! I'm calling the arena, I wont let an opportunity like this pass me by!! *The next day(friday)Gorath recieves a ticket to the arena, and starts getting prepared* *Gorath goes out into the field and woods for training* Battle! Gorath(256) vs Orcs(300,300) Gorath: Good! Slow guys. Gorath shoots Orc1-96 damage Orc uses Big hammer-50 damage Orc uses Big hammer-45 damage Gorath shoots Orc2-96 damage Gorath: 161 Orc1: 214 Orc2: 209 Gorath: I need to take these guys out faster! Gorath uses Flame Kick(-6mp)-Orc1\Orc2 90 damage Orcs burst into flame Orc1 uses Hammer-40 damage Orc2 uses Hammer-45 damage Gorath uses M82-Orc1 150 damage Gorath: 76 Orc1: DED Orc2: 119 Gorath uses M82-160 damage Orc2: DED Victory! Gorath: Ahhhhh, just one more day before the competition begins! I cant wait! I wonder if anyone else knows about the match!? If SG&C enter I might not win the Behemoth Mech!!! Better bring a tag team partner so that I'll have some back up... who should I call... *Phone rings* Gorath: Eh? *Picks up phone* Gunner: Hey Gorath! Did you hear about the deal at the Savage arena? Gorath: Yes Gunner: Do you know what they are giving away!? Gorath: Yes Gunner: Do you need a tag team partner? Gorath: Yes Gunner: Okay... want me to help out? Gorath: Yes Gunner: Are you a slagger? Gorath: Ye--HEY! *Gunner hangs up phone* Gorath: Well, that was easy enough. If it hurts, it means you're still alive	Gorath Gun Expert/Howling Wind Agent Mercenary 3/21/2002 11:05:19 PM Level: 7 Experience: 2188 Total Posts: 263
RE: New  Vehicle... jake: hey chris, how bout we join that thing and cream em? chris: eh, sure *jake calls up for a ticket* *hangs up* chris: where do we get tickets? jake: there out chris: thats slags, now what? jake: video games? chris: sure *they go play video games*	Jake Conner 3rd in command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 4/3/2002 3:47:18 PM Level: 19 Experience: 31340 Total Posts: 1088
RE: New  Vehicle... (OOC: That's nice.) John: Whatcha playin'? Jake: DOA3. John: Can I play? Jake & Chris: No. John:	Stasis Archer Bio-Shell Archer Banned (Spamming) Immortal 4/3/2002 5:01:28 PM Level: 1 Experience: 0 Total Posts: 1308
RE: New  Vehicle... jake: hmm, wait, you can play  IF you get us tickets john: but but but, its my game, and my x-box! jake: and its my gun, pointed at your x-box john:	Jake Conner 3rd in command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 4/4/2002 3:49:43 PM Level: 19 Experience: 31340 Total Posts: 1088
RE: New  Vehicle... John: Too bad! I can play any other time. *Sticks tongue out at Jake.* Jake: Want me to take your GeForce 4? John: OK, I'll go get you tickets. *Runs off.*	Stasis Archer Bio-Shell Archer Banned (Spamming) Immortal 4/4/2002 4:08:00 PM Level: 1 Experience: 0 Total Posts: 1308
RE: New  Vehicle... chris: nice way to handle the situation jake.. jake: thanks chris: i was being sarcastic jake: oh...	Jake Conner 3rd in command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 4/5/2002 7:13:09 AM Level: 19 Experience: 31340 Total Posts: 1088
RE: New  Vehicle... *John returns an hour later with 5 tickets* John: I got 2 extra tickets just in case Megan or Tom want to come. Jake: Ok.. Chris: Well, lets finish this game. Jake: Sure. *Little while later they finish the game* Chris: OK, now call up Megan and Tom, see if they want to come John: BUT!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO PLAY THE GAME IF I GOT THE TICKETS!! Jake: *Ignoring John* Sure! *Goes and calls them* Chris: *Ignoring John* I think I'll go make lunch... *Gunner and Gorath are at a boot camp type thing practicing for the upcoming battle.* *An SG&C Jeep pulls up* *Chris, John, and Jake get out and walk over to the sign-in table.* Gunner: Great, they ARE here... Gorath: We can take em'. Gunner: I hope so.	Chris Storms 1st In Command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 4/11/2002 9:22:19 AM Level: 20 Experience: 32580 Total Posts: 1382
RE: New  Vehicle... John: *Sitting in the back of the jeep playing DOA3.* Jake: Come on, we're here. John: But I just got it hooked up!! Jake: *Drags him out.*	Stasis Archer Bio-Shell Archer Banned (Spamming) Immortal 4/11/2002 3:15:19 PM Level: 1 Experience: 0 Total Posts: 1308
RE: New  Vehicle... jake: and to make sure you dont play anymore... *puts x-box in a locked safe* john:	Jake Conner 3rd in command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 4/21/2002 6:29:42 PM Level: 19 Experience: 31340 Total Posts: 1088
RE: New  Vehicle... (OOC: Sorry for not updating in months, been busy at my other forum because it has Werewolf support HAH!) Gorath and gunner are sitting near the outside of the doors, loading their guns and getting ready for the big fight ahead. Gunner: So what are we going to do about SG&C? If we lose we'll have to settle for runner up... Gorath: I dont know, but it looks like everyone else who shows up takes one look at their army Jeep and leaves! Maybe we should get a cool military vehicle? Yeah, one of those half-tracks! Gunner: Half-Track!? Dude, If we win this thing we could have a 40 foot Battle machine- Gorath: That's useless! You cant pick up chicks in a battle mech! Gunner: Ugh... Just get ready, I hope you are packing a lot of .50 cal rounds. Gorath: Yes, yes, got 550 of them, but how're we going to win? There's three of them and two of us! Gunner: No! It is a "tag team" match! There will only be two people in the ring, and one at a time at that! Dont worry. Gorath: We do look a tad better equiped then them... We should still have some "insurance" if you know what I mean. Gunner: ... well, I'll go check out the rules and see if there is a loophole somewhere so we can get them disqualified... Gorath: Yippee! 1 hour later Gunner comes back with a strange expression on his face. Gunner: uhhhh Gorath, I have some... news. Gorath: Oh, no... just start with the headlines and i'll pick which one i want to hear. Gunner: Ughh... Well anyway, it looks like we wont really need to use any of that equipment that you bought for this... Gorath: WHAT!? Gunner: (trying to act calm) Heh, heh, as it turns out, the savage arena is a WRESTLING arena... jeez! what are we doing here!? I should've KNOWN this was a wrestling match, the "Macho Man" was all over TV! I'm going to an idiot out of myself all over national television! Gah! I'm going to look like fool in those tights! Gorath stands up and puts a hand over his chest. Gorath: Fear not! For I am what they call "the man" at wrestling. Fourth time backyard wrestling champion. Pracktically INVENTED the powerbomb in the thumbtacks! Gunner: YOU invented the powerbomb in the thumbtacks!? Gorath: 'Course! Who else would be dumb enough to do that!? Gunner: Oh, gosh, we are going to lose... Gorath: Dont worry, everthing will be fine! Maybe we should tell the SG&C guys this a wrestling match hmm...? Gunner: That would be a good thing. If it hurts, it means you're still alive	Gorath Gun Expert/Howling Wind Agent Mercenary 6/11/2002 2:21:51 AM Level: 7 Experience: 2188 Total Posts: 263

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