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RE: Jokes Uhm... I dunno where to get a picture of a railroad tie. I'd go take a picture of the ones outside our house, but it's dark right now. Just imagine this large, heavy, dark-brown, rectangular prism made of wood. It's basically a tree cut to be square instead of round.	Wolf McDog The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I'm a random monster... and the most powerful boss! I find your lack of faith disturbing. Monster--Opened for Random Access Strikes: 40 Banned (For being an idiot and talking about Fight Club, but mainly for having an unpopular opinion.) Immortal 2/18/2002 7:46:28 PM Level: 85 Experience: 2500627 Total Posts: 366
RE: Jokes ooh..ok..i think i get it..but, i dunno	Jake Conner 3rd in command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 2/18/2002 7:47:30 PM Level: 19 Experience: 31340 Total Posts: 1088
RE: Jokes This isn't really a joke...But it is funny... The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.	Chris Storms 1st In Command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 2/19/2002 1:03:47 PM Level: 20 Experience: 32580 Total Posts: 1382
RE: Jokes I would THINK that's a joke...	Stasis Archer Bio-Shell Archer Banned (Spamming) Immortal 2/19/2002 3:08:13 PM Level: 1 Experience: 0 Total Posts: 1308
RE: Jokes hmm...Maybe it is, I dunno. It was a just something funny...	Chris Storms 1st In Command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 2/19/2002 3:13:57 PM Level: 20 Experience: 32580 Total Posts: 1382
RE: Jokes i've hear that one, heres one I don't know much about money matters except that money matters!	Jake Conner 3rd in command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 2/19/2002 3:42:31 PM Level: 19 Experience: 31340 Total Posts: 1088
RE: Jokes I've heard that one... It's funny...	Chris Storms 1st In Command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 2/19/2002 4:11:09 PM Level: 20 Experience: 32580 Total Posts: 1382
RE: Jokes God made this new rule that you had to have had a bad day on the day you die to get into heaven. Saint Peter is standing at the front gate and the first man comes up. Peter: God made a new rule that you have to have had a bad day to get into heaven. Man: Oh. Ok. I have been thinking for the past few months that my wife has been having an afair. So today, I went to my aparment. My room is on the 25th floor. So, I ran up the stairs, run into my room, to see my wife half naked. I search all over the house and don't see anything. When I just happen to look over to the porch. I see someones fingers griping onto the side. So, I went out and beat on his fingers and he went falling 25 storys. He landed in a bush though, wich broke his fall. So, I got the fridge and I pushed it over the side and it landed on the guy. BUT in all that exitment, I had a heart attack. Peter: Well, that seems like a bad day. I'll let you in. Peter lets the man in. As he is waiting for the next person he is thinking about how funny this is going to be. The next person comes to heaven. Peter: God made a new rule, that you have to had a bad day to get into heaven. Man2: Fair enough. I was painting my porch on the 26th floor when I fell off. On my way down I happened to catch the railing of the 25th floor. Then this IDIOT comes and bangs on my fingers and makes me fall. Luckly I landed in this bush and it broke my fall. So as I am sitting there in agony, that MORON pushed his fridge off his porch and it came down, landed on me and killed me. Peter: Well, it sounds like you have had a bad day. Come on in. The man goes in. The next man steps up. Peter: God has made a new rule that you have to of had a bad day to get into heaven. Man3: Well...it all started like this....I was naked in a fridgerater... If you don't get this joke PM me, I will explane it.	Chris Storms 1st In Command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 2/20/2002 11:29:14 PM Level: 20 Experience: 32580 Total Posts: 1382
RE: Jokes i get it..the guy that was having an affair was in his fridge..the guy painteing got hit by the fridge..and the othe guy had a heart attack	Jake Conner 3rd in command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 2/21/2002 7:19:39 AM Level: 19 Experience: 31340 Total Posts: 1088

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