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Stupidly funny stories... Ever made a story so stupid it was funny? Ushally this takes place late at night when everthing you see/hear/say is funny. Here is one that me and Wolf came up with, bear with me... Joe Bob Leon Smith the 77th and 1/3 Half Decendant of Walter Jack Larry who married Lisa Parker and had 3 children by the name of Fred except one who was Superfly Jodyboy then all the kids had kids who made Joe Bob Smith 77th and 1/3 an Uncle that was proud of the three kids named Fred except the one named Superfly Jodyboy who now lives on a island somewhere off the cost of Africa that's infested with giant cannibals that play ukulele and bongos all day while basking in the sun eating corn chips and watching the NFL on ABC while drinking beer and driving around town eating other people whilst the fortunate people run to the hills where they have a camp where bears attack every night where Frank lives in costa rica eating hot tomallys and burping fire and taking medicine to relieve his heartburn till morning then he pukes his guts out in the toilet which his wife cleans every saturday her name happens to be Birtha Boogle which is funny because that's what my uncle's sister's cousin is named as well and her husbands name is George Moonkle who works on a tater-tot farm somewhere in Idaho and his best friend's name there is Joe Bob Leon Smith the 77th and 1/3 Half Decendant of Walter Jack Larry who married Lisa Parker and had 3 children by the name of Fred except one who was Superfly Jodyboy then all the kids had kids who made Joe Bob Smith 77th and 1/3 an Uncle that was proud of the three kids named Fred except the one named Superfly Jodyboy who now lives on a island somewhere off the cost of Africa that's infested with giant cannibals that play ukulele and bongos all day while basking in the sun eating corn chips and watching the NFL on ABC while drinking beer and driving around town eating other people whilst the fortunate people run to the hills where they have a camp where bears attack every night where Frank lives in costa rica eating hot tomallys and burping fire and taking medicine to relieve his heartburn till morning then he pukes his guts out in the toilet which his wife cleans every saturday her name happens to be Birtha Boogle which is funny because that's what my uncle's sister's cousin is named as well and her husbands name is George Moonkle who works on a tater-tot farm somewhere in Idaho and his best friend's name there is---*Cut to save 3.2 terrabytes of hard drive space* --Notice, that is all one big sentence--	Chris Storms 1st In Command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 3/23/2002 12:46:37 AM Level: 20 Experience: 32580 Total Posts: 1382
RE: Stupidly funny stories... Run-on sentences rock.	Wolf McDog The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I'm a random monster... and the most powerful boss! I find your lack of faith disturbing. Monster--Opened for Random Access Strikes: 40 Banned (For being an idiot and talking about Fight Club, but mainly for having an unpopular opinion.) Immortal 3/23/2002 12:52:59 AM Level: 85 Experience: 2500627 Total Posts: 366
RE: Stupidly funny stories... Here's another: Bob George Lee sat in the water looking at fishies while a bear was looking at him from the shore with a confused look burping every 10 seconds but Bob George Lee never heard him burping every 10 seconds because he was too busy sitting in the water looking at fishies that kept looking at Bob George Lee wondering why he was not running from the bear that was burping every 10 seconds looking at him with a confused look because the bear was at least twice as big as Bob George Lee and had large teeth with blood stains and boogers but Bob George Lee never once looked at the bear until it came up to him and laid its paw on his shoulder and said "hi what's up?" and Bob George Lee just stared at the bear with confused look, big teeth, and boogers and stuck his tongue out at him and the bear stuck his tongue out at Bob George Lee and they both made spitting noises and Bob George Lee said "are they gonna post this on LoM?" and the bear said "probably" and they continued to make spitting noises then Bob George Lee got up out of the water and slapped the bear across the face and the bear said "what'd you do that for?" and Bob George Lee said "I dunno what came over me" and the bear went back to the shore and Bob George Lee sat in the water and looked at the fishies then another bear came up behind Bob George Lee and ate him then he went back to his den and decided that Bob George Lee didn't agree with his stomach so he puked him out over a hill overlooking the water with all the fishies then Bob George Lee said "I gotta go to bed now" and he went home and got ready for bed then got a glass of milk then went to bed and slept till morning then he got up and did chores untill next year then he went to the water and Bob George Lee sat in the water looking at fishies while a bear was looking at him from the shore with a confused look burping every 10 seconds but Bob George Lee never heard him burping every 10 seconds because he was too busy sitting in the water looking at fishies that kept looking at Bob George Lee wondering why he was not running from the bear that was burping every 10 seconds looking at him with a confused look because the bear was at least twice as big as Bob George Lee and had large teeth with blood stains and boogers but Bob George Lee never once looked at the bear until it came up to him and laid its paw on his shoulder and said "hi what's up?" and Bob George Lee just stared at the bear with confused look, big teeth, and boogers and stuck his tongue out at him and the bear stuck his tongue out at Bob George Lee and they both made spitting noises and Bob George Lee said "are they gonna post this on LoM?" and the bear said "probably" and they continued to make spitting noises then Bob George Lee got up out of the water and slapped the bear across the face and the bear said "what'd you do that for?" and Bob George Lee said "I dunno what came over me" and the bear went back to the shore and Bob George Lee sat in the water and looked at the fishies then another bear came up behind Bob George Lee and ate him then he went back to his den and decided that Bob George Lee didn't agree with his stomach so he puked him out over a hill overlooking the water with all the fishies then Bob George Lee said "I gotta go to bed now" and he went home and got ready for bed then got a glass of milk then went to bed and slept till morning then he got up and did chores untill next year then he went to the water and---*Cut, yet again, to save 4.9 terrabytes of hard drive space*	Wolf McDog The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I'm a random monster... and the most powerful boss! I find your lack of faith disturbing. Monster--Opened for Random Access Strikes: 40 Banned (For being an idiot and talking about Fight Club, but mainly for having an unpopular opinion.) Immortal 3/23/2002 1:15:43 AM Level: 85 Experience: 2500627 Total Posts: 366
RE: Stupidly funny stories... those are hillarious	Jake Conner 3rd in command of SG&C Mercenary Immortal 3/23/2002 6:41:49 PM Level: 19 Experience: 31340 Total Posts: 1088
Saving Private Joe Here's another: Joe Bob Seager was born in a hospital just off the coast of Costa Rica somewhere near Isla Nublar and dinosaurs came and attacked the hospital but it turned out it was just a bunch of 5YOs wearing chicken suits and they ran off saying that they'd be back to play cops-'n'-robbers with their SPAS-12s and Joe Bob Seager was scared of the 5YOs with the SPAS-12s so he fled to Japan where he got a job at Nintendo designing characters and he told the main dude there "This is a funky story" and then the dudes started singing "Gone Funky" by Cledus T. Judd and then they got reports that one of their spies that infilitrated SEGA had been discovered and he had fled the country so he wouldn't be arrested for stealing SEGA's ideas but he was found out by Joe Bob Seager who had become a cop not too long ago and the spy pled for mercy and Joe Bob Seager said he'd spare him if he destroyed the copies of ideas he had and went back to working for Nintendo and the spy agreed and came back to Nintendo and Joe Bob Seager quit the police force some time afterward and went back to Nintendo and said what happened but SEGA sued Nintendo for taking ideas so Joe Bob Seager was out of a job and he went to America where he got a job in a dump and married a fat woman named Big Ugly and they had a kid named Joe Bob Seager and Joe Bob Seager was born in a hospital just off the coast of Costa Rica somewhere near Isla Nublar and dinosaurs came and attacked the hospital but it turned out it was just a bunch of 5YOs wearing chicken suits and they ran off saying that they'd be back to play cops-'n'-robbers with their SPAS-12s and Joe Bob Seager was scared of the 5YOs with the SPAS-12s so he fled to Japan where he got a job at Nintendo designing characters and he told the main dude there "This is a funky story" and then the dudes started singing "Gone Funky" by Cledus T. Judd and then they got reports that one of their spies that infilitrated SEGA had been discovered and he had fled the country so he wouldn't be arrested for stealing SEGA's ideas but he was found out by Joe Bob Seager who had become a cop not too long ago and the spy pled for mercy and Joe Bob Seager said he'd spare him if he destroyed the copies of ideas he had and went back to working for Nintendo and the spy agreed and came back to Nintendo and Joe Bob Seager quit the police force some time afterward and went back to Nintendo and said what happened but SEGA sued Nintendo for taking ideas so Joe Bob Seager was out of a job and he went to America where he got a job in a dump and married a fat woman named Big Ugly and they had a kid named Joe Bob Seager and-*Cut to save 3.2 terrabytes of hard drive space.*	Wolf McDog The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. I'm a random monster... and the most powerful boss! I find your lack of faith disturbing. Monster--Opened for Random Access Strikes: 40 Banned (For being an idiot and talking about Fight Club, but mainly for having an unpopular opinion.) Immortal 3/24/2002 9:54:30 PM Level: 85 Experience: 2500627 Total Posts: 366

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